Leaving Thailand

To actually leave Thailand, its key to remember the nature of the environment.

First:
Everything is covered in dots.  Do not be alarmed. 

Second:


















Those are not cakes.

Third:














That is not art.

Fourth:














The sky is molten lava.  The plane is somehow impervious to its deadly deadly heat. 

Fifth:
Sunsets are pretty awesome. 

Sixth:
Cloud stains do not come off.

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