Reasons Chiang Mai is awesome!
Not 7, but 8 days of Buddha. THAT'S AN EXTRA BUDDHA FOR FREE! They are not afraid to show you how ridiculous they think white people look. Rawr. I'm a sea monster. Their umbrellas hold THEMSELVES up. Yo dawg, I heard you like roofs, so we put some roofs on your roof so you can have shelter beneath your shelter. While you ride. In case of flood, remove shoes, hop three feet, but DO NOT ENTER. The trees are covered in thoughtful Public Serenity Announcements. There are hot girls there. The animals live in perfect harmony. Perfect, tense, hair-raising harmony. They have Monkey School and Elephant Camp. Your kids have to stay at the hotel, but your Elephants and Monkeys will be highly educated and entertained. Your dad's old pickup with a custom cap and tail job is the new local bus. They invented the StairMaster(tm) Anyone can be a designer label there. They have a super highway. The ch...